Advice for Stupid People

its not officially 4:20 unless the clock says so..... you cant partake in smoking till, 4:20am if you do. youll be cursed. and will always have a hard time finding buds..
Respect the DATE> and dont partake till 4:20 am est. or you could flip your clock on it side.... and Get HIGH NOON.....

 

Glass items will generally smash when dropped on the floor

 

walking on said glass while barefoot will likely result in bloody footprints.

 

Said bloody footprints are due to glass cutting through your feet

 

There are two rules to be a successful person.
The first rule is not to give out everything you know.

 

Don't try to use an egg as a ping pong ball!

 

Don't cast your pearls before swine...

 

that bowl of water the waiter gives you after eating at a restaurant is actually for your hands, not for drinking.

 

Do not leave boxes of steak knives in the childrens school playground.....

 

a ball dress is not suitable attire for a job interview

 

A Job interview is not suitable at the ball.

 

That thing you keep bumping into is called a wall, and you can't walk through it.

 

(a^2) - (a^2) = (a^2) - (a^2)
a(a-a) = (a+a)(a-a)
a = a+a
a = 2a
1 = 2

Now that we've established that, don't become a mathematician, a chemist, a physicist, a computer programmer, an engineer of any kind, or a president.

 

A belt is generally not considered the same thing as a skirt

 

Bottles labelled "poison" are not for drinking and they will make you very sick if you do so

 

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is NOT cool.

 

Wow, are you sure?

 

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Refuse To Believe That...........Buries Head In Hands.....And Starts To Cry.....


Cheers Glen....

 

Generally, you must knock when arriving at someone's front door. Otherwise they may not know you are there and that is why you end up waiting for hours.

 

To fart push air out your butt