*Advice for Stupid People 2*

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  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    diet drinks are worse for you than regular.
     
    broony, Jan 30, 2009
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  3. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't try to ride yer sled down my hill, that curve at the bottom will get ya everytime,...:)
     
    farmout, Jan 31, 2009
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    do not tailgate me....you will regret it
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 19, 2009
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  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    do not kiss people with scabby lips
     
    rollingalong, Mar 19, 2009
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  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    up is up......down is down
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 19, 2009
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  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't piss into the wind...:)
     
    farmout, Mar 25, 2009
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  13. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    don't walk barefoot on broken glass....
     
    countrygirl, Mar 25, 2009
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont wait two years to get a bad tooth yanked
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 25, 2009
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  17. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't forget to finish yer paperwork out in the ole outhouse...:)
     
    farmout, Mar 26, 2009
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  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont sell a car to a friend on a payment plan
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 9, 2009
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  21. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't loan money to those same friends.....:)
     
    farmout, Jun 17, 2009
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  23. Dead_Man_Walking

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    If anyone approaches you holding a bible or carrying a tamborine and says, "Excuse me", say no.
     
    Dead_Man_Walking, Jun 17, 2009
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  25. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    do not respond to emails from Nigeria
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 17, 2009
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  27. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't stick yer head in the freezer and lick anything metal.....:)
     
    farmout, Jun 18, 2009
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    tuck it in....then zip it up
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 18, 2009
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    double check the regulator setting before attaching a loaded paint spraygun to the airhose :eek:...and make sure you arent wearing a brand new shirt and your favorite pants..because the gun will EXPLODE :mad:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 3, 2009
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ...also...make sure you dont leave your cell phone in your pocket when you hurry up and wash those pants :frown:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 3, 2009
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    &%@##@@@**&%##@@@#$
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 3, 2009
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  37. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't sqeese out a great big fart when you have diarrhea...:-0
     
    farmout, Jul 3, 2009
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  39. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    please do not use your pockets to hold handfuls of screws or nails. You will forget about them and they will end up in the laundry.
     
    daisymae, Jul 3, 2009
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