*Advice for Stupid People 2*

Never throw up on cops cos they might tase you...

 

Don't let a blind man shoot an apple off your head.

 

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Dont eat bran cereal,bran muffins,prunes,blueberries and pepsi on the same day

 

Don't try to mug Carey McWilliams......................

 

NEVER EVER press the red button

 

Watch for cars when your video recording your basketball rolling down the street

 

Watch for basketballs when your video recording your car rolling down the street.

 

check to see if your posts make sense before submitting

 

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dont eat buble gum and crackers at the same time

 

Don't call Dish to fix your FTA box

 

Don't join the marine corps just to get new glasses....

 

Don't take any advice for anybody named Parrothead

 

Don't stick yer tongue in there....:-0

 

Don't put a can of soda in the freezer

 

don't shake a can of sodie pop an then open it real quick....

 

dont leave a beer in your glove box in the winter

 

don't lock up yer brakes while drivin on ice....

 

dont buy a used car from a place that advertises themselves as a junk yard

 

Don't post nude pictures of yourself on hip forum...