*Advice for Stupid People 2*

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by christyv, Jan 9, 2009.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    lay off the booze when you start to feel the world flushing
     
  2. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Never look down the barrell of a loaded gun
     
  3. Parrothead

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    Don't reproduce. We have too many morons already.
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont pet the rhino
     
  5. Parrothead

    Parrothead Member

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    Don't talk to me
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont give your all your kids the same first name
     
  7. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't swallow when chewin on chawin bakky......:)
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont tell the others in the hottub that you have hemrhoids
     
  9. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Always spit downwind.
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    never try a P.I.T.T. maneuver on an unsuspecting cop car
     
  11. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    Do not have sex with your cousin's (unless their not blood related)
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont put gasoline in a diesel vehicle
     
  13. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Never pet a skunk
     
  14. broony

    broony Banned

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    dont lick ice outside
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    road salt is not edible
     
  16. broony

    broony Banned

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    staring at the sun wont let you see the light
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    rap.....is not music
     
  18. broony

    broony Banned

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    BBAD knows nothing about music
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Broony knows nothing about BBAD
     
  20. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    don't super glue you butt cheeks together
     
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