*Advice for Stupid People 2*

wipe your bum once in a while.....

 

dont crawl across the highway on your hands and knees

 

don't light your cigerette with a blow torch....

 

do not eat too many hot peppers

 

put the propane bottle in the firepit....

 

Don't fuck on the first date..

 

don't pull the plug out of the bottom of your boat while at sea.....

 

dont stick jelly beans in your nose.

 

don't step out of the car while driving....

 

Don't try and hug bears.

 

if youre going to be in the bush all day...bring some soft tissue paper

 

dont superglue your fingers together.

 

don't forget the smoke when getting into the honey bees nest....and maybe even a bee keepers outfit...;-)