Advice for a beginner?

I got high as hell my first time,it was really good bud ,but even so , if you smoke some half decent bud and inhale and hold it in you should get high..dunno why some say they don't get high the first time tho..maybe some people don't but the people i know all did and I did too,really damn high,we smoked out on some really good bud..lol..i was so high it was great!!..lol...weird some people don't get high first time..dunno why,does not seem to be any possible reason why people don't get high the first time...dunno weird..

 

Buy about 2.5 grams of some purple, for 30$
Smoke 1 gram your first time (you most likely wont feel it, IME anyway.)
Then wait a day or two and smoke the rest, and you'll be high as shit, eat a shit load, than pass out completely (if it's some good purps.)

 

i got high my first time smoking, amazing the first few times

 

Lol my highness first times were fails. It took me 5 fucking times.... And then that day.. Oh my god. My friend stole some from his parents and it had the most good smell, black/white hairs.. UHHHHH... So good.. We smoked two water bottle bong bowls because we just started. We were all fucked out of our minds just giggling and watching youtube videos of the whitest kids you know.. and I laughed my ass off saying, and I quote "OH MY FUCKING GOD HARRY HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA, THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING FUNNY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

Hey, what I do because I am a sophomore too, is the frist day of freshman year, I found the black dude who was selling drugs, and I asked him, I said "Hey dude I know I don't know you but I will buy from you a lot I just need a 30 sack And I will buy like every other day." Because then I really did have money before my parents busted me. I still buy from that kid. He has never failed me, and gets me some shit that fucks me up pretty bad with one or two hits.. 3.5 for $20. Or they SAY its a 3.5. In reality I scaled it and its only 2.7g or it was last time.. But still..

 

I got very high my first time smoking,although we had a fat joint of good mids..Actually I had taken a few tokes before that and got buzzed even the first couple times,hittiing pipe hits.