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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    That's not very amusing.
     
  2. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    How would I get my hands on thermite without going on a watch list?
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    By ordering it online through a discreet supplier through an alias.
     
  4. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Thanks for your advice.
    Any places you would reccomend for me?
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    NYC if you don't mind the competition.
     
  6. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    Qualifier,,

    Not to you. :cool:
     
  7. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    Competition doesn't bother me.
    NYC shall soon fear me!
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    :smilielol5::rofl:
     
  9. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I have 3 extra ounces of weed here.

    Should I make Cannabis capsules or make some brownies?

    The capsules are easier and way quicker to make, but the brownies are such a nice stony chocolate flavor.

    What should I make?:confused:
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    Why stick to brownies?

    If you're feeling adventurous, make some canna-butter and use it with any meal that requires butter.

    You can make brownies, but beyond that you can make anything!

    Hell, imagine a canna-flan de coco. Delicious!
     
  11. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Dear BSR,
    I intend to skip work tomorrow. My plan is to be "sick" for two or three days, as I can do so and get paid in full. What convenient excuse should I use for this? Preferably a contagious, relatively harmless yet temporarily disabling, disease.
     
  12. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i can answer this,

    your having a rather nasty herpes outbreak..
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    Tell them that you have a very mild case of lymphatic filariasis.
     
  14. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    lol, you are on a roll today.. :D
     
  15. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I've already used both those excuses, you boys aren't helping.
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

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    My current lack of a social life inspires me.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Tell them you were bitten by Dustin Hoffman and are now running a serious fever.
     
  18. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    should i go into work tonight?
    evil bitch **** just called me, and i really don't want to
    i said no...but i do like money

    if i don't go into work i'll go get drunk with friends and live music and have fun

    if i do go into evil bitch **** might be lil less bitch cunty to me and i can make maybe like $200
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Go in if you actually need the money.
     
  20. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    Hello Rubin.

    My girlfriend of 3 years is a Vegetarian. She won't consume any meat!
    No Beef, No chicken, No Bison.. just nothin!

    My concern is that when Jesus returns, she won't be spared by his judgment
    and will forever burn in eternal hellfire for not consuming Gods lovely, bloody creatures.

    So, I guess my question is... What is the best, non-disruptive method for feeding her meat salvation while she's sleeping?
     

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