Abstinence.

Whats all that about right there?

Can't get any cooch?

 

you raise several good points, are you a politician by any chance?

 

Nice.

 

i think the government should set up programs to help young boys like beckner get vag

 

I sent the government a letter about it...

I guess thats what liquer is for though

 

Sorry I forgot to add politicians to the list



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Set up like a Snatch 'R' Us department.

 

or at the very least provide dolls...

 

Alright with dolls beckner?

 

Sex also releases mood improving hormones, stimulates the immune system, relives menstrual cramps and migraines, and decreases the risk of prostate cancer in men.

 

They suck the air out of me.

 

I got molested by a blow up doll.

 

I personally don't see the good idea in not having sex. I mean yeah no diseases and no pregnancy and stuff.. but.. bad mood? I mean as long as people can jerk-off at least.. hah

 

Then its probably best that you stay away from real women.

 

all lies made up by the condom companies

 

Actually true with waxing the clam too.

 

firstly, my penis belongs to one special woman...secondly...the women where i live...well, you ever go to dingy trailer park...yeah, like that...

 

On the other hand, sex increases the possibility of contracting an STD by 1000% and it’s dirty, filthy, and disgusting



What did you say mother? The girl next door is a filthy whore and should be punished. No mother, I know what to do



hotwater

 

Now there's some boner fide good advice

 

The only way Id possibly see it as a good (yet not realistic for me) idea, is because I get so attached to the people I make love to that when it ends I get pretty hurt. But sex is so beautiful and I have to have it.