A word of advice

Everything in moderation is usually best....;-)

 

don't pee against the wind

 

just because the fence looks broken doesn't mean it wont have a shock

 

Don't bitch slap the motorcycle cop after he pulls you over.....;-)

 

Don't believe most of the crap that comes out of the medical industry, they'll usually try to scare you into taking something.

 

Reading the bible doesn't make it true.

 

Laughter really is the best medicine.

 

Music helps even the saddest of people.

 

Time spent in nature away from civilization is like medicine for the soul....;-)

 

a wise girl kiss but doesn’t tell, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left

 

think before you think.

 

But then you aren't having moderation in moderation..

 

"the only thing we have to fear, is fear itself".....;-)

 

Canadians can't cook hotdogs

 

He who knows that enough is enough, will always have enough....

 

never place your hand on a hot iron, out of idle curiousity.

 

don't eat the last grape

 

my uncle tells me that all the time, do everything in moderation

 

dont use microwaves

 

don't stick yer penis in the haybaler.....