A word of advice

If you think it's a bad idea it probably is

 

It is better to remain silent and be considered a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt!......

 

snowblowers are bought cheapest in the summer

 

war is over, if you want it.....;-)

 

When you're cold put more clothes on.

 

If you're hot don't take all your clothes off

 

If someone else around you takes their clothes off don't just assume they're too hot...

 

learn from your mistakes

 

opinions are like elbows, everybody has a couple of em......

 

Don't shit where you eat.

 

Don't cut yourself short

 

finish your paper work prior to leaving the bathroom...;-)

 

age has nothing to do with how wise a person is

 

be bold

those who hesitate, masturbate

 

If you happen upon a skunk in the woods, don't piss him off or he will piss all over you with a scent you won't soon forget.....

 

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

 

To the younger folks:

When a parent calls you and includes your middle name, it means you're in deep shit

 

Never stick your dick out and walk backwards through the Junior high school humming Dixie while trolling for dates.

 

Don't put self-assembly furniture in the bedroom of a bipolar teenager.

 

live a life you love.... use a god you trust... don't take it all too seriously