A word of advice

Don't talk during The (effing) Bachelor!

 

Ensure your tv meets it's demise before the bachelor comes on

 

SAGE advice,this....never,EVER let expanse or secret_thinker know you have no idea what/who The Bachelor is.....

 

Advice to Puggybear:

Never ask my wife what The Bachelor is, while she and her friends are watching The Bachelor (it's a tv show).

 

Do not sit in the staff room at my place of work the day after an episode of the bachelor, you will vomit.

 

if they look they look, whatever, if they stare, take a quick photo with your brain don't look at them again unless in the corner of your eye so you don't move the ball!

 

When sneaking out of morrow's bedroom,remember the 2nd board from the door creaks.....

 

lol, how on earth did you know?

Don't pick your nose with a cocktail stick

 

Say what you need to say simply and directly.....

Hey, where did Lunarverse go?....is why I came here on this thread right now.

 

When you open a new bank account,use a false name and address.
THAT way,if you become victim of identity theft-nobody will know it's you!



.......umm...............[I may have to refine the thinking here,just a tad]........

 

Ignore something long enough and it will go away (or it'll turn into a shitstorm)

 

Don't let practical jokes get out of hand.

I originally suggested a, "Kick Me!" sign on the back.

 

^^^Don't post when you are sleep deprived.

 

don't listen to others talking about your country when they can't talk about theres.

 

Don't set a mousetrap until AFTER you've put the bait in-fingers have NO sense of humour!!

[Before you ask-yes. I assure you,it's only funny to onlookers]

 

Don't step on a grizzly bear's foot.

 

If your tree ever goes missing-nail a picture of it onto a dog.

 

Never trust puggybear with your animals. He will punch your kittens and nail things to your dog.

 

Yebbut-I'm careful not to run them over afterwards!

Right-a word of advice...when you pick a sponsor for your team-THINK first....

 

make sure there is water in the pool before you dive in
and make sure
the water is deep below, if you are diving off a cliff