A truth and a lie

I miss seeing Thud on the games


I am going to leave HF

 

I enjoy wearing mini skirts.

I'm wearing one right now, even though it's freezing cold and the middle of winter

 

I never wear skirts.

Going to have breakfast for dinner just because I feel like it.

 

I am not a troll.

No one on this site is harassing me.

 

I will be taking Dad to a doctor appointment today.

I am not drinking coffee.

 

I have a job interview

I'm totally prepared

 

I am drinking more :coffee:

I will go shopping later.

 

We are expecting freezing rain overnight.

Tomorrow will be 90F degrees.

 

I am at work...

I am having a blast!!!

 

my balls are warm

my feet are warmer

 

I am waiting for a repair man to come.

I love waiting for repair men to come.

 

its still light out

im looking forward to it being dark..

 

It's still dark outside.

I have a list of things to do today.

 

I didn't have a list


but I got everything done.

 

i'm not sure of the premise here


i'm very sure of the premise here

 

I look like an old bag.

I'm just as handsome as I always was.

 

she's a wonderful human being


she's a lying ****

 

Sounds like a porno.

 

i think most porn sucks...

which is why i have 22 pamela anderson posters in my bathroom

 

One summer I put my underpants in the freezer because there was no A/C.

I spend each summer picking smurfberries.

 

the proof is in her purse

dont look in her purse