A truth and a lie

i usually grocery shop after 'dinner' hours..

i still have my first tape player walkman

 

I usually grocery shop at 6-7 am when there are only employees in the store.


I just love to shop for groceries.

 

i will be up late tonight

im normally in bed before 9pm

 

My sister will be visiting for a week.


I am overjoyed that she is coming here.

 

i am going to a BBQ today

i am bringing some strippers with me

 

i like to interact with noobs

i like to interact with boobs

 

yesterday was a shit day

today is much worse

 

its snowing here atm

i couldnt be happier

 

i go to play tennis in a few minutes

it's important that I win

 

^its important she wins


its important her ass looks good in her tennis shorts

 

i hate chocolate

i love brocali

 

my ass looks good

the outfit is more important than tennis skills

 

truth 1

my legs look good

i wear loadsa makeup

 

it was good while it lasted


if it was good it would have lasted

 

truth 2

i am lefthanded

i am righthanded

 

i am home

i like it

 

this is a truth

this is a lie

 

i could use a good spanking


i'm making cookies

 

I can eat a large cheese pizza by myself.

I am an alien of a species that slightly resembles cucumbers.

 

i never finish a whole icecream

i am alive