A 'read me first' for n00bs

well i supose i have to put up with him but i dont have to listen to him unless he treats everyone equal

 

There are more interesting things you could do with that broom besides clean up.

You have no fucking idea. It gets much worse than this guy.

 

well i havent been here to long but hes the worst ive come across

 

That is okay, godfat. One day you will be a junior and maybe a senior even. Until then, sit out the n00bh00d and respect your seniors. You will be fine. Oh and I prefer it if you call me 'master', 'senior', or 'your highness' if you talk to me.

 

well i could call you godnob so your like god but your abit of a nob, and do you get some sort of kick out of calling people N00bs or sumat?

 

I am just stating facts, n00b. I do not look down on you or anything, but you are just not as great as me and the other seniors. Deal with that, because that is the way it is.

 

Karaoke night's not til Tuesday, you gotta wait.

 

He called someone a summit? I didn't know bird was racist towards mountains.

 

You're quite bad at making a first impression Bird Migration.

 

Why should we hold our opinions back.... that's why a lot of us came to this site! also just because you have no life and have the time to make 10,000 posts doesnt mean the rest of do. And what makes you better than us.... the fact that your an arrogant self centered jack ass?

 

You don't even have 150 posts, n00b. What rights do you think you have to just come on here and attack me?
You better agree with me and accept the fact that you are a n00b. Just post a bit more and you will be a junior soon.

 

Can I be a senior junior member?

 

No, you are a typical junior. And a junior is a junior, nothing more.

 

Well I hope when I become a senior you can pentrate my every orfice.

 

Keep posting, junior, and one day your dream may come true.

 

The fact that theres a thing called FREEDOM OF SPEECH... so technically I have the right to say whatever I want, just as you have the right to "attack" me. Just because i dont sit behind my moniter all day doesnt mean that I'm incapable of having thoughts and opinions.

 

That was so hardcore man.

 

You show a typical early-n00b attitude. If you want respect, give it first to the seniors here. They deserve it, since they have more than 10,000 posts.
You should not voice your opinion amidst respected seniors here. If you do want to give an opinion, please do it amongst other n00bs. A n00b opinion is considered worthless by juniors and seniors.

 

not sure if that was sarcasm buttttt
thanks?

 

I am sure you can spot sarcasm from a mile away.