7 word story

mushrooms, run with me to the mountains

 

and start a hippie commune with sasquatch

 

make sure you bring a flame thrower

 

so we can start nightly bon fires

 

you must have graduated from training wheels

 

and moved on to wheel chairs because

 

it's pretty obvious that you are just

 

one old, moldy, dank, smelly, piece of

 

petrified rabbit poo that was found in

 

bottom of grandma old purse in the

 

attic. So my day went like any

 

other day, except I kept getting chased

 

by 6 cats, all in clothing that

 

made them appear to be sewer rats.

 

or were they embryonic Schtroumpfs floating in

 

Gargamels fresh pot of smurf soup with

 

mussels, onions, cheese, truffles, and assorted blue

 

tables morphing into the wall, the cheetah

 

ran away with the shaving cream and

 

a lwan ornament from a horrable fire