7 word story

so we got out the blow torch

 

and warmed up the air....but the

 

damn thing fell off a cliff, so

 

we put it back together but it

 

had several extra pieces, so we tried

 

holding the poor guys nose over steam

 

it melted the ice but he started

 

melting also even faster than his nose

 

turns out he was over 90% water

 

and made of snow....we murdered Frosty

 

slowly and drank him through a straw

 

He gave us all stomach aches and

 

we barfed on the ice....it looked

 

gross but we all felt better so

 

we put on our skates and played

 

demolition derby ice hockey which was something

 

very fun....but the ice was thin

 

and when Jumbo-Mumbo was just about to

 

break through the ice, A Large Chinese

 

acrobat swooped down to save him, and