7 word story

technically....we should be able to fly

 

....without having to pay to check an.....

 

oversized child....stuffed into a carry

 

on kid kennel, but unfortunatley we all

 

like dancing naked with the chickens and

 

and goats during the christmas holidays while

 

wearing two pairs of pants and three

 

molson canadian tuques....while shopping for more

 

pants. Last Holiday Season I endured a

 

case of gallon sized bottles of eggnog

 

entering my bladder at a rate of

 

two liters per hour...which gave me

 

an excuse to get out of watching

 

Its A Wonderful Life, yet another time.

 

My uncle watched it everyday for a

 

year at the asylum...then he escaped

 

and become mayor of the smallest town

 

in China...with a population of 10

 

It was so cool one day he

 

couldnt breathe because his nosehairs were frozen