$500,000 to kill a puppy?

Bust out laughing my ass off.

OceanStar, why the hell not?!?! Let me propose this situation;

You can kill the puppy quickly, say a 12 gauge shotgun blast to the head. Messy, but the puppy will feel no pain. Then you take the $500 and donate a hunk of it to the WWF or a local animal shelter or the ASPCA or some other organization where your money can save dozens of other animals. The death of one profits a hundred? How is this bad? Then you can pay all your debts and be happy.

Amen cozmo. Why is the life of a cute little puppy regarded as more important than the life of a rat, or other animal that is considered a pest. The roach that I just stepped on was one of God's creatures also, no? Hell, Bacteria are God's creatures. But we spend Billions every year on Raid, mouse traps, pesticides and pharmaceuticals and slaughtering these creatures.

 

Haha Fawkes no way could I ever do it...I just couldn't bring myself to do such a destructive act towards another creature... I feel sick and really upset when I step on snails for gods sake! No way could I blow the brains out of a puppy. lol

Id get money some other way to donate to animal charities or whatever and I could never spend the money on myself cause I'd feel it was just "tainted" because I did the wrong thing...

Peace and love.

 

god i wish this would happen to me. i would step on that puppies head in a second!

 

wat kind of puppy?

 

I would definatly pay someone $500 000 to let me kill their puppy.

 

I would ill just it in the microwave on high for 60 sec
and then sell it to my mates Yong and Fong for some extra cash

 

NO. I could never kill a puppy for any amount of money.

A politician though - that's a different story. I'll do if for free.

 

I'd kill it and eat it.

What seperates a puppy from the chicken I ate yesterday? What seperates the chicken from the beans I ate today?

I bet puppies taste good smoked

Oh, wait, money involved... sure I'll take that too

 

i dont give a shit who says they wouldnt...every one of you would kick a puppy to death for 500 grand...i personally wouldnt even bat an eye...puppies are a dime a dozen....by not taking this opportunity you are missing the chance to donate the 500 grand to the local spca and maybe save hundreds of puppies

 

I would take the $500,000 and then kill the person who offered the deal. Nothing of value lost, and $500,000 gained. It's a win/win outcome.

Sometimes, you have to think outside the litter-box!

 

Maybe if it was sick runt of the litter who wouldn't survive anyway...I would give it a nice injection and send it on it's merry way...and donate the money to a vagrant dog's charity...And maybe I would keep $50,000...Ha ha!

 

no i wouldn't.

 

I think I would take the puppy and get in the truck and run over the person offering the money. Then I would just take the truck, the money and the puppy and leave the person behind and go off on my merry way. This is because I like animals more than people and the person offering the money was a total jerk.

 

Now that's thinking outside the box!!

 

Yeah, I think that wins the thread.

 

50k to shoot Dog..

 

After the check clears then we can talk about it.

 

fuck that. I'd like turn them in.

 

for 500,000 bucks, i'd do it. Don't get me wrong, i love dogs but half a million bucks would probably fix my life.

 

Yes. I would kill a puppy for 500 000$. I'd feel bad and all but 500 000 can buy a whole lot of freedom...