$500,000 to kill a puppy?

Wouldnt think twice about it.

 

I'd just break the dude's legs and take the check. Problem solved

 

A puppy or $500,000 lol hell i would kill a puppy for $500 (as long as i knew ide get away with animal cruelty)

 

"You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!" Homer (The Simpsons Movie)
Other than that, I would kill it quickly and hummanly.

 

I would for $500,000. but not if I looked at it, I'd have to keep my eyes closed and be stupidly throwwed.

 

me and my oldest bro had to kill a dog that had mange
took him in the back woods of hillbilly land (Cleveland, Texas) and thru the damn bitch in the lake and right when he hit the water my brother shot it in the stoumach. then i shot it cause it was still moving a little. Its stoumach got all swole and the fishes ate him plus turtles/ smelled for a while

Wheres my half Mil?

 

man marijuana... thats cruel man if i had to kill a puppy... i wouldnt throw it in a lake and shoot it twice... ide take it to the vet and tell them to kill it with drugs...

 

i curently charge $100 per dog....so id have to say fuck yes...

 

I'd do it, probably feed it to my snake (Circle of life guys) or feed it a ton of sleeping pills. Half a mill would solve many problems in my bank, like staying full.

 

It depends.

If I could just poison it's food or some shit and leave then hell yeah.

But if I had to sit there and actually shoot it...

fuck, then I'd do it too.
I guess I'm a bad person. But that is a lot of money.

 

i would not step on an ant purposely for $500,000 taking another life is not right in general. taking a life for a piece of paper...come on

 

i hate the human race sometimes

 

most people eat meat anyway and regularly consume other types of animals so why wouldn't you guys??
I wouldn't because i'm sane, but most people aren't

 

it's not worth it to me. i'd rather spend my entire life working to survive than having that on my conscious and a big piece of paper. i mean, come on people. what did that puppy ever do to you?
calla.

 

shit i'd cut that doggys nutsack and shove it in the slit i made on that bitches throat for 200 dollars, come on guys let's be real we want to live comfortabley and if that means killing a poor helpless mut, well people have done a lot worse for less money so there, humans have killed countless animals to survive and live in luxury, why stop?

 

Ill work for my money. I care about a puppy more then a lot of peoples lives.

 

Can I just have the puppy / The love of a dog is worth more than some worldly crap like money.

 

You have alot of growing up to do alot of growing up.
Your uncivilized childish behavior either says you have deep emotional problems
or a diviant behavior pattern that will not stop with defenceless animals.

 

i dont know if i would or not i mean if i could like just get a puppy that was going to die anyway of like a disease or something i would cause i'd be doing it a favor right? i mean putting it out of its pain right? like after death the pain is over life is pain wait jim morrison said that heh well like i said if i was doing it a favor then i might

 

i see it as an opportunity for a better future for myself, so im in conflict because i love puppies. But if i had to there wouldnt be any blood, a peaceful death by suffocation.