5 & 7 Yr Olds Kidnap Goat During Night

I prefer chicken , my mom makes it perfect

 

Yes ish good

 

WTF is this the 1850's?

 

What island are u from?

 

I got butted in the crotch by a goat when I was a little kid. I think it was the first time I ever hurt my penis, so I will never forget it. I like goats, it's hard to get used to the way they are, though. Some aren't very careful with their silly heads.

Why didn't the girls just release all the animals? Haven't they ever seen any fucking animal film ever? They just wanted a goat... a goat... Wait a minute, these girls were up to something, were any swine kidnapped in Michigan on the same night?

They are your kids.
They want cute goats.
Nothing will stop them.
This time, it's not just a goat who gets "taken out"...

Kidnappers 2: Capricorn Rising.

Lol I hope someone makes a film or something about this. If it's on any news channel then it will probably be cheesy as fook. Or terrifyingly intense. Seriously though, imagine that being you and when you grow up it'd be one of those awesome stories you could tell and people would go "oooh" and they'd say "you're a real character!" And you say "nah, it was the only interesting thing I ever done."

I'm stoned, look at the time...

 

Would that it were, would that it were...

 

I'll take that as a yes.

In that case, can you please point me in the direction of the nearest liquor bar/whore house?

 

My goat was funny. I watched her talking, really making little noises, to a squirrel who was sitting on the feeder. That goat had the squirrel kicking down corn to her.

 

Sounds like you live in a Disney cartoon! What was your goat called? It just ate all your undergrowth?

 

Yep, her name was Ardyth and she cleared the underbrush plus we fed her sweet feed.

 

Ardyth... Did you name her?

The name Ardyth has the following meaning:

A flowering field. Connotes beauty. Also means "good war" in the English language.

Some days I wish a goat would eat my underbush, it would save me shaving. My mum used to have a goat. Mental.

 

lol. Actually, my husband named her for the woman we got her from.

 

Jamaica



And I don't understand how the little girls took the goat, don't they stink

 

OOo sexy

 

lol, and you?

 

Buck goats urinate on their beards, faces and front legs but kids, does and neutered males don't so they don't have that particular strong odor.

 

Yeah i know, but damn, how they even took it out of the gate, some smart girls

 

I wish they had gotten it home and had to live with it for at least 6 hours!
"What is that noise coming from the kids room? ... What is that SMELL coming from the kids room?"

 

Hahahhahaha

The kids are planning a ritual sacrfice. Occult kids! :devil:

 

Yes its sad they lied at such a young age,quite sad indeed