5.1 word story

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enough force will accelrate. My t

 

titanium propelled hard throbbing apparatus. B

 

Because I failed again, I w

Nice sentence structure! lol

 

whirled around in shame. Surprisingly w

 

whirling made me quite dizzy. O

 

obviously my stomach became unsettled, a

 

and puking was eminent, I m

 

must hydrate my loins with K

 

kettle water. Doing this might p

 

provide lucious growth on the i

 

inside of the lower appendages. L

 

Let's jump in the backseat and f

 

figure out if my appendage a

 

actually fits in the cigarette lighter o

 

omission of electricity fried my pubes B

 

boner, and nuts. Yesterday we f

 

found a quarter in the couch w

 

wile scrounging for the remote. C

 

crap! that's not the remote, i

 

I accidently grabbed a dildo! F