40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

Sci-fi movies. In 2001: A space Odyssey, you do get see space suits but this is the exception.

 

rubble, even if it falls from directly overhead, will only crush the lower portion of the body [with the exceptions of the wizard of oz] leaving the person able to live, or die slowly so they can say somehting important

 

Speaking of dying scenes, I always liked the old Get Smart TV series. Maxwell Smart would lean over a dying person to get his last words. Agent 99 would ask, "What did he say, Max?" And Smart would say, "He asked me to get my knee off his chest."

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how about when ever your enimies have you cornered you allies allways show up right before they pull the trigger and save you.

 

Crooks always use Swiss bank accounts.

When investigating a murder scene, forensic scientists must wear sterilised rubber gloves and hooded white over-alls at all times, whereas police detectives can simply walk around the same crime scene in a suit and tie without any fear of contaminating evidence.

 

usually, at the last scene, there is ALWAYS a last passionate lovey-dovey kiss, right?

 

I'll give you a lovey-dovey kiss in a minute.

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Regarding #13: Women should wear revealing and enticing underwear at ALL times; not just emergencies!

 

There actually hardly ever is any in florida haha

We don't have hills

No, Florida is just so south that we're tropical

Up in Tallahasee and such there may be, but never in Miami or Tampa, Orlando etc etc where the scenes are most likely to "Take place"

IE: Edward Scissorhands was filmed down the street from me

 

Me 2, wish ih wuz just that much hipper 2 this trip.

 

how about: assasins always take an incredibly long amount of time assembling and loading their rifles, so that the hero has plenty of time to avert the assasination attempt.

 

don't know if this one was listed, the black guy usually gets killed first.
angel (hippiewise)

 

any movie that shows hippies
has to have a group of hare krishna's
chanting hare krishna

 

the eerie music coming from the graveyard ............does that include led zepplin or steppenwolf or other oldies rock and roll songs????..i hope not because i still dig graves by hand and guess what i always have playing on my tapedeck....lol...peace to you all

 

LOL!!!

 

Great Stuff!!!!!