3 Wishes

can i kick you instead..

 

if i can slap your ass...

 

so im guessing thats a yes....

 

Sometimes I wish that too, not for my legs to fall off but yeah death is good.... Ide like that.....

 

that statement might be a little bit hasty, for all we know death could be extreme agony and pain in an eternal inferno or even worse, it could be rebirth. You would have to do a whole new life here... damn, that would suck

 

immortality
a deck of cards
an immortal friend

 

immortality
a deck of cards
since it's a wish, an immortal, talking, logical thinking pet)



Edit* I meant to make this an edit, not a new post

 

Maybe a whole new life wouldnt be so bad though. I always thought the theory of being born again was incorrect but what do I know? I think if we are born again it is to do a better job living then the last time we were on earth

 

yeah but you wouldn't know about your past life so it would just be a whole new life based on the experiences of that life and not of past mistakes. The worst thing death could be is just no longer existing though. What if you weren't there, no thoughts, no feelings, absolutely nothing. It would just plain suck.

 

wish one. ability to do anything
wish two. you