3 things you didn't do today

Once youve masturbated we could go on a chicken rescue together, then get the deedpoll sorted together too...I was thinking Jemima...wed be cute together then on our next battery farm raid:cheers2:

 

Jeremy and Jemima! :cheers2: We can masturbate and rescue chickens togther... Uhm that didn't sound so weird when I thunk it

 

:smilielol5:Well whatever floats your raft...Im game. Nothing much better to do really

 

I didnt spew last nights dinner over my breakfast
I didnt offer any sexual favours to an MP
I didnt blow my beans up Kate Moss's arse

 

I didn't bleed on my neighbor's dog.
I didn't drink any orange juice.
AND
I didn't tie my shoes.

 

1. Walked 500 miles
2. Walked 500 more
3. Fell down at your door

 

1. Joined the army
2. Went to war
3. Died

 

1) wake up early

2) eat breakfast

3) paint my head blue and run around pretending to be a smurf

 

I did'nt have a bath

I didnt tell my mum my phone broke,causing her a mass panic

I did'nt make a cheescake yet...

 

A day without doing this is no kind of day at all. Except a SHIT one. ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE

Um. Freude...something...weee
Gutten tag

 

Basil!

 

:cheers2:

 

Freude schone gotterfunken, tochter aus Elysium
Wir betreten feuertrunken himmlische dein heiligtum
Deine saube binden wieder was die mode streng geteilt
Alle menschen werden bruder wo dein saufter flugel weilt!

From memory so might not have spelt it all correctly :leaving:

 

Jitty!

 

:hurray: verry nearlie correct.. (listens for orcestra...)

and what didnt i do today?
well, i have done verry well at not doing what i normally do! lmao

 

I didn't sleep in.

Didn't get to bring the cat home from the vet.

Didn't have a friend over... again.

 

I didn't win £1,000,000

I didn't get asked for my autograph when I went to the shop.

I didn't kill anyone (but the evening is still young).

 

I didn't go to Sidcup

I didn't make my own sandwiches for work

I didn't phone a friend (or go 50/50 for that matter)

 

i didn't go out wearing a pink tutu and roller skates


i didn't dye my hair blue and white striped


i didn't sail around the world

 

didn't make those phone calls

didn't make my own dinner D)

didn't die, which is nice