3 things you didn't do today

1.Go out
2.wear a dress made out of a curtain
3.do any school work (as of yet)

 

go to work
get warm
submit my job application. (i will do it at the weeknd ive now decided)

 

Stub my toe when I got out of bed this morning
Step in dog crap
Mistake Prepertion H for Toothpaste

Peace

 

1 Take offence.
2 Pay, by direct debit to appease my guilt, a third world supported charity.
3 Get irritated with anyone.

World was like being in a cosy warm bed on a cold and crisp morning.

 

clean the fish (sorry guys)
get any extra sleep
email anyone

 

Build a snowman (although it is snowing now)
Eat a kipper
Go to work cause it's Sunday !!

Peace

 

how do you clean a fish opel?

with a toothbrush?

 

Get fired, but hey the days still young
Suffer a case of road rage
Spill hot coffee on myself

Peace

 

dont be silly. with a scourer and some fairy liquid. they love it!

 

Stick a fork in my toaster
Have an argument with a lamp
Buy a parrot

Peace

 

I didnt wake up alone:hurray:
I didnt make loves before midnight (or after, yet. Lasts a bit longer than 13 minutes!)
I didnt play chess

 

i didnt shower.... yh i know, smelly old me, but it was too cold this morning there were visitors round all afternoon and now i cant be bothered...besides i showered twice yesterday

i didnt read a book

i didnt give birth

 

didn't put shoes on
didn't die
didn't get high

 

I didnt masturbate
I didnt eat eggs
I didnt shout, "COCKS", at the top of my voice on the train

 

well i wud have said not get scared by horrible my worst nightmares clowns but i guess thats out so instead:

i didnt learn to fly
i didnt check the bus time table
i didnt book a holiday (yet)

 

Have a baby
Fly to Orlando
Build a treehouse

 

Go shopping.
Win a round of CSS.
Enjoy a bar of chocolate.

 

land a krooked grind on the box

have sex... yet!

Wake up sober

 

1. Masturbate
2. Release a chicken into the wild
3. Change my name to Jeremy

But well, the day is young...