3 things you didn't do today

I didnt resist biting my nails and whispering "shit, shit, the bloody tests are bloody today!"
I didnt fly in a domino-spotted hot air balloon above the alps
I didnt meet Bill Bailey and a retarded monkey in a dark back alley

Yeah, seeing whats not going to happen next is exciting!

 

i didn't realize what time it was when i posted in things i did today

i didn't have a cup of tea

i didn't plot to take over the world

 

hunt dinosaurs

make love with Elisabeth Taylor

catch hell from Richard Burton

 

1: i didnt eat the salad

2: i didnt brush wear a bra

3: i didnt set a foot outside before 5pm

 

I didnt avoid bashing my elbow on my desk corner AGAIN...
I didnt give in my JSLA letter.
I didnt chuck milk over a lactose intolerant plastic midget.

 

i didn't have to hear about my in-laws sex life *yay for me*

i didn't find a troll lurking under the stairs leading to my flat

i didn't find elves had stolen my shoes

 

didn't have to wait for a bus

didn't have to stand all the way on the tube

didn't have any internal mail in my pigeonhole

so far so good

 

1. Kept my head while all around me were losing theirs
2. Walked a mile in another man's shoes
3. Took the path less travelled

 

1. Shower
2. Eat properly
3. Write a brilliant lecture

 

did not sleep all morning (was up at 6:30am and i actually slept this time!)

did not spy on ILuvMusic so I don't know what she looks like

didn't read any yet as been too busy making stuff

 

- watch the rugby world cup
- paint my masterpiece
- encounter alien life forms

 

Get a decent amount of work done
Do my washing
Get hold of my disappearing landlord

 

didnt get to work on time

didnt meet the man of my dreams

didnt sell anything on ebay

 

Didn't get a hug
Didn't complete the next section of "learn japanese"
Didn't have any beer

 

Didnt start my essay
Didnt leave my town
Didnt eat my macaroni cheese

 

- march into my office brandishing an axe and chop my desk into splinters, like Olly Reed in I'll Never Forget Whatsisname
- take the tube to work
- buy the Guardian

 

Didnt turn into a cushion,
Didnt get a pet rock,
Didnt eat a monitor...

But who knows - its still early...

 

1) Didn't make love to my new teddy called Sandra

2) Forgot to open curtains before I left this morning
3) Didn't buy any new pairs of knickers. My current ones are stretched.

 

didn't eat meat today
didn't go totally insane (for once)
didn't finish strap on handbag

 

Still didnt start my essay
Didnt leave my town again
Didnt eat the macaroni cheese that is still in the fridge