20 questions

Oh, Eliot's joke....tasteless, but funny nonetheless!

 

oh my god el, you carried it with that. i am no longer your friend. i demand a legnthy 500 word appology to me, and everyone on the forums. How dare you insult, diminish and disrespect people like that. Of all the crude things i have ever heard....I am personally outraged. I will forever be distraught by your comment. You sick, rude bastard child. I will forever lose sleep over this comment.

Just kidding. What's up with people?! you're the funniest person on this site. i love you.

 

oh yeah i meant to do this lame thing too


1. What's your first name?
Alexandria

2. What are your nicknames?
stupid lazy useless fat fuck

3. What charities are you a member/supporter of?
greenpeace

4. What is your S.O.'s name?
my last s.o beat me and gave me his whores diseases. Fuck "S.O."'s!

5. What is the age difference between you and your S.O.?
42

6. Are you religious?
fuck religion.

7. What type of diet do you eat?
anything that involves the death of a cow

9. What's your fave band?
the beatles. im so original.

10. What's your fave movie?
movies suck

11. What are you childrens' names or if you don't have kids what will you name them?
buck and franny

12. Are you/have you ever been in an interracial relationships?
i nailed a couple italians back in the day

13. What did you/are you majoring in in college?
lets see...there was journalism, early childhood education, general arts and science........yeah, my middle name is drop out.

14. What do you do for a living?
"If I could have any job in the world, I'd be a professional Cinderella." arent those usually called immigrants?
for a living? i get stoned and go to protests. Come on, im a genuine hippie.

15. What tv show can always make you laugh no matter how many times you hear the jokes?
Wings

16. Have you met/do you know anyone famous?
no but my dad met Zac Morris. i cried when he told me. I know someone on Polka Dot Door.

17. Where have you lived?
my mums belly.

18. What do you always do for people?
grace them with my presence

19. What's your best friend's name?
Alexandria

20. What word do you use entirely too often?
dude, man.

 

1. What's your first name?
James

2. What are your nicknames?
Jim, McEwen, Quey

3. What charities are you a member/supporter of?
none! i suck!!! :O

4. What is your S.O.'s name?
---

5. What is the age difference between you and your S.O.?
---

6. Are you religious?
in my own way

7. What type of diet do you eat?
vegan. only way to go, yo.

9. What's your fave band?
silverchair, incubus...hell, i won't keep going.

10. What's your fave movie?
subUrbia, the Royal Tennenbaums, White Oleander, the Virgin Suicides

11. What are you childrens' names or if you don't have kids what will you name them?
No kids. IFFFFFFFF I have them, i want to name a boy Jeremiah, and a girl Juliet. Although, it won't be up to me, anyways. will it?

12. Are you/have you ever been in an interracial relationships?
nope

13. What did you/are you majoring in in college?
...co...llege...?

14. What do you do for a living?
Professional Couch Potato. :sunglasse

15. What tv show can always make you laugh no matter how many times you hear the jokes?
Seinfeld, usually. or King of the Hill.

16. Have you met/do you know anyone famous?
if you count the Moffatts as famous.

17. Where have you lived?
in the same fucking town my entire life.

18. What do you always do for people?
provide comic relief, usually.

19. What's your best friend's name?
I don't know if I'd feel comfortable saying it on the net. Purely out of respect for him.

20. What word do you use entirely too often?
fuuuuuck

 

1. What's your first name?
None of your business

2. What are your nicknames?
Crummy, Rummy

3. What charities are you a member/supporter of?
Hip Forums
4. What is your S.O.'s name?
Mindy

5. What is the age difference between you and your S.O.?
2.2 years

6. Are you religious?
at times
7. What type of diet do you eat?
food. omnivore.

9. What's your fave band?
The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, Fear factory......I like music, there is no favorite.....

10. What's your fave movie?
Fear and Loathing in Las vegas

11. What are you childrens' names or if you don't have kids what will you name them?
Lila Lucille
12. Are you/have you ever been in an interracial relationships?
nope, never..

13. What did you/are you majoring in in college?
Graphics technology...but I didnt finish.
14. What do you do for a living?
I'I make sure that laser guided bombs hit their target.

15. What tv show can always make you laugh no matter how many times you hear the jokes?
The Simpsons.

16. Have you met/do you know anyone famous?
I met Siouxsie Sioux, and I once bumpend into Marylin Manson...I also stood next to Dick of Citizen Fish(UkSubHuMans) while we pee'd at Harry C's back in the day.

17. Where have you lived?
SoCal Virginia

18. What do you always do for people?
I download and burn music for people that ask.

19. What's your best friend's name?
Leslie, Aaron, Turtle, Brooke, Tommy(RIP), and lastly and most especially-MINDY
20. What word do you use entirely too often?
sorry

 

1. What's your first name?
Emily

2. What are your nicknames?
Em, Emmy, Emma loo, for some sick reason emster, Emilybutt.

3. What charities are you a member/supporter of?
Aids/Hiv, but I want support more

4. What is your S.O.'s name?
Benjamin

5. What is the age difference between you and your S.O.?
I am 11 months younger than he is

6. Are you religious?
In my own way

7. What type of diet do you eat?
The kind where there is a variety of foods but I mostly like fish and chicken

9. What's your fave band?
Changes often, right now Stephen Malkmus

10. What's your fave movie?
I have to many to name one

11. What are you childrens' names or if you don't have kids what will you name them?
I have no idea

12. Are you/have you ever been in an interracial relationships?
If you count me being in love with a Japanese man once...

13. What did you/are you majoring in in college?
Pharmacy

14. What do you do for a living?
Currently nothing but in two days I will being working in this shop downtown until I go abck to work as a cashier

15. What tv show can always make you laugh no matter how many times you hear the jokes?
Family Guy

16. Have you met/do you know anyone famous?
Uh the goalie from the St Louis Blues

17. Where have you lived?
Cali, Utha, Maryland, Michigan

18. What do you always do for people?
Ask them what are they thinking about or how are they feeling?

19. What's your best friend's name?
Ben

20. What word do you use entirely too often?
I think