2 truths, 1 lie

gotcha. the fact that they did that with you is surprising to me. i know i sure as hell gave tips to my straight guy friends... but i would never fucking let one of them near my pussy... i had never been naked in front of a straight guy until about a year and a half ago... nor had i seen one naked (except as a patient in the hospital, and somehow that doesn't count). it just creeped me out to think about... but that's just me, lol! sounds like you had a cool experience!

 

yeah, they were actually very cool about it, her girlfriend was bi, and thought I was the cutest thing since sliced bread, (I was 13, and oddly enough, I don't think of it as a date...lol!) for asking how to do things 'properly' and then told her girlfriend (my lesbian friend) that she should let me give it a try. She was a pretty good friend, so she said 'hey, why not, just nothing poky.'

so, yeah...by the time I was 15, I'd read every sexual manual and bit of advice I could come across, but didn't chase skirts, because (as I said at the time) 'women are crazy and complicated. maybe later.'

That made me 'mr safe boy' in high school. Also earned me the reputation of being a gay boy in a conservative souther baptist town full of hicks. (the hair down to mid-back didn't help, but I wasn't about to cut it...it was nice as girls wanted to put their hands in it. Too bad most of it's left me...lol)

 

lol... that's an awesome story! sounds like you had some pretty cool friends for being in a town full of hicks!

 

well, the hicks here....the guys didn't give my lesbian friends any kind of crap because they wanted to 'get in with them' if you catch my drift....so lesbians and bi girls were treated pretty well. Any guy they considered bi or gay, though...not good...and it was worse since I didn't go to church, so of course I 'had to be' a devil worshipper. (snorts)

 

hahaha!!! lol... do you think anyone's gonna come back to this thread and make us get back on topic?

 

I dunno...

 

Wrong, I had to shave cos it was scruffy but the water was really cold so I didn't have a shower.

 

It looks like I'll get the ball rolling again.

I don't think you look like your mother. There can't be two women that beautiful in one family.

One of my brothers is a street magician.
One of my brothers once stole my girlfriend.
One of my sisters tried to kill my mum's partner.

 

^^ you're right... i don't look like my mother (thank god)

hmmm... this is hard. i don't think your sister tried to kill your mum's partner.

i once had an affair with my girlfriend's mother
i have lived on the street for a week
i used to think it was funny to kick boys in the nuts

 

all I know is I hope the first one is true... RRRoowwwll!!!! (its hard to type the cougar roar)

 

well you have to guess which one is a lie before i'll tell you. and then you have to post things about you for us to guess... cause otherwise the game's no fun.

 

I'll bite and say that you didn't live on the street for a week. Either you didn't live on the street at all, or you were there for longer than a week.

I can smell changes in a woman (fertile, pregnant, menstruating, etc) and can recognize people by scent.
I can feel the weave in silk
I can hear a heartbeat in the next room

 

^^ WRONG. i never thought it was funny to kick boys in the nuts, i only ever did it for self defense.

i doubt you can hear a heartbeat in the next room... but you're pretty sensitive, so i think the others are true.

i can see people's auras almost all the time if i concentrate
i used to be a pathalogical liar
i have always been truthful to a fault

 

huh, here I had you pegged for a nutcracker...

you're right. I can hear a heartbeat in the same room, if it's quiet, or hear things like a hum if there's electricity or a dog whistle.

I don't believe that you used to be a pathological liar

I collect stuffed animals
I'm an avid paper and pencil roleplayer
I live in my mental landscape as much as I do the physical one

 

wrong. i was a pathalogical liar. but apparently i'm still pretty good at it!

i don't think you collect stuffed animals. just my hunch. but what's a paper and pencil roleplayer anyhow?

i run away from emotions most of the time
i used to be anorexic
i like things to be laid out in a neatly organized checklist

 

WRONG: My sister did attack my mother's partner with a huge carving knife and he got some stitches from it. He now doesn't live with my Mum.

The correct answer was my brother never stole my girlfriend. He was too young to do that at the time I lived at home. He probably would now though, if I had one.

 

haha... the poor guy... i can imagine why he now doesn't live with your mum.

 

I don't think you used to be anorexic or a checklist type of girl but I'm gonna go with anorexia being the lie.

1. I once bought an ounce of cinnamon powder that I thought was hashish.
2. I have written an angry letter to the Vatican.
3. I haven't had sex for about 3 months.

 

ohhh, you're good. i could never go without eating...

i'm gonna guess you've never written an angry letter to the vatican.

1. i sat around all day waiting for hipforums to come back up
2. i chased a kitten around this morning, hoping to catch and tame it
3. i got a letter today saying my student loans are consolidated

 

CORRECT: I have written many angry letters to politicians and newspapers when I was younger, but never the Vatican.

It's funny but I can actually picture you chasing a kitten. I don't think you sat around all day waiting for HF.

I'm running out of stuff to reveal/lie about.

1. I spent an hour last night bringing a guy I just met around the city looking for a brothel.
2. I have a $20 bill in my pocket.
3. I still haven't had a coffee today and it's 11am.