2 truths, 1 lie

Ok three more, as there are none left inanswered at the moment.

I used to break the windows on random large houses and run.
I used to spend hours watching a girl play the piano, whose name I never knew.
I used to rob old people.

 

WRONG. try again.

 

acutally, you're wrong. it's been more than 5 years since i've spoken with my family, and i rather doubt we'll ever talk again. i never wanted to be a firefighter when i was a kid. i preferred to set the fires

i don't think you robbed old people. doesn't sound like something you'd do.

1. i just took a poop so big it nearly ripped my ass apart.
2. i sunbathed in the nude today
3. i forget to return e-mails because i think i'll do it later, then i don't.

 

CORRECT, I would never rob anybody.

I'm sure that you do sunbathe in the nude, but maybe not today. The weather may not be good enough just yet. Shit, judging by your pretty new sig pic, I change my mind. I think you're a crap e-mailer, like me.

I will go to Laos to extend my visa on Sunday.
I drank a bottle of whiskey last night.
I've been having extremely vivid erotic dreams about a good friend lately.

 

actually, in sunny cali it's been perfect for sunbathing for a couple months now. actually, last week it was TOO hot. i do sunbathe nude, but i didn't today. and yeah... if i don't remember to return e-mail immediatly, i forget all about it. and thanks for the compliment on the siggy... seems to have made waves around here tonight!

and i don't think you drank a whole bottle of whiskey last night... that's just excessive.

1. i wrote an entire fantasy novel a few years ago.
2. i have 2 bandaids on my legs from apparently being out of practice shaving.
3. i made beans and rice for dinner tonight.

 

It is definitely not beyond the realms of possibility for me to drink a bottle or two of whiskey in the right situation, but you're right, I didn't last night. In fact, I'm abstaining from all spirits for a couple of months.

I don't know if you would have the dedication to write an entire novel, not many people do. That's not being slanderous of you either, it's just the least likely in my opinion.

I pick my toenails rather than clip them.
I bite my fingernails rather than cut them.
I pluck nasal hairs rather than cut them.
I

 

WRONG... i actually did write the novel... and then i lost the only hard copy i had, and the laptop with the backup crashed and burned.... guess it wasn't meant to be. the incorrect was the beans and rice. i was lazy and did grilled cheese.

i think you don't pluck your nasal hairs... that hurts like a bitch.

1. i cried while reading a post tonight.
2. i almost shaved my head this week
3. i am starving, and thinking about grilled cheese made me hungry again.

 

That's a shame about the novel. Something like that is hard to reproduce. Any plans for another?

WRONG: I don't bite my nails. I trained myself to stop as a teen.

I think you're hungry. I know you went through some hair trauma this week and this place can be emotional sometimes.

I haven't showered today.
I haven't shaved today.
I haven't had a shit today.

BTW, it's 3.30pm here.

 

i actually didn't almost shave my head. i thought about it but decided it was a horrible idea. you pluck your nose hairs? ouch, you sadistic motherfucker! lol i'm goofy tonight.

i i think you haven't taken a shit yet. cause it's a weekday, so you probably taught school today, and i'm guessing you showered and shaved first.

1. i'm an insomniac
2. i dreamed of hipforums last night
3. since i'm hungry, i'm going to eat a cheeseburger.

 

no way are you going to eat a cheeseburger

I can blend in within days of most cultures
I hate cheetos
I have a criminal record

 

haha... dammit you guys are starting to get to know me too well, this is getting difficult.

you're too nice to have a criminal record. cause how can you hate cheetos? seriously. i might have to go get me some now.

i can pick up a new language within 1 month, and pretty much speak it like a native.
i am a closet introvert
i don't like tomatos.

 

I've just never been caught. I've done a lot of bad things. Especially in my early teen years. Stolen cars, shoplifted, was a package boy, theft, etc.

I've cleaned up, but Me having a criminal 'record' is the lie. I hate cheetos...they remind me of styrofoam.

I'd say you like tomatoes.

I speak fluent french
I taught myself to read and write greek and latin between 8th and 9th grade just for something to do (but I'm rusty)
I collect 'primitive weapons'

 

ohhhh, so now you're trying to make me believe you're such a bad person? you're not! i feel your goodness!

jesus, i love cheetos. the nice little crunchy ones? mmm....

and no, i hate tomatoes. see, i didn't even spell them right in my post lol! and i just realized i'm an idiot and don't know how to play this game... cause none of those was a lie. oops.

well, i know you collect weapons... i've seen your spear (did that sound dirty lol), and since you just admitted to being a hellion in your early teen years, i'm doubting you taught yourself to read and write greek and latin.

i want to save the world
i hate a lot of my feminine aspects
i love to play sports.

 

I actually did teach myself to read and write greek and latin, and yes, I collect weapons. I speak pitiful french.

odd, I dont' see you being a 'sporty' girl

I've been known to eat frozen food frozen
I'm a lazy gardener
I didn't have a date until I was 22

 

you're very perceptive.

i think you're a lazy gardener.

i had to discover the internet before i could figure out why i liked girls instead of boys
i grew up thinking procreation was the only reason for sex between men and women
i was raised in a fanatically conservative christian household.

 

nope, I'm a lazy gardener, I use raised beds, newspaper for mulch, and never have to pull weeds.

I had a date at 20...I dated a 19 year old and her mother asked why she was 'running about with that 40 year old man'

I disagree with you growing up thinking that procreation was the only reason.

I've done a thousand crunches in one day
I've made a woman pass out during sex
I had a lesbian friend teach me to do oral 'properly'

 

hahahaha!!!! too funny about your date at 20 (sorry, i didn't read that question properly... or i would have chosen it... i would have pictured you dating all through highschool and whatnot... you seem like a mac daddy)

and you're wrong... i grew up CATHOLIC (rather than conservative christian) and my parents just didn't give enough of a shit to tell me about the facts of life, so all i got was the basic "adam and eve laid down together and then they fit together and had a baby to populate the world with" from my catholic school. blech.

i don't think you ahd a lesbian teach you how to do oral "properly." i think you just knew how instinctively.

i used to know how to fly an airplane
i got beaten up in highschool
i look like my mother

 

nope, my lesbian friend asked her girlfriend to teach me properly, so it wasn't a friend, it was 'the girlfriend of a friend'

I'm going to pass on account of I've run out of questions for the moment.

so the guessing's open on NTH...lol

 

so which one was the lie? who did you practice on? lol... that's really interesting!

 

it was 'the lesbian friend taught me' it was actually 'my lesbian friend's girlfriend' taught me, and I practiced on my lesbian friend and her girlfriend both.