2 truths, 1 lie

Actually, it was #3. I did have that problem early on in the relationship though, so maybe it was only a 1/2 lie. She's eased up on her objection to the fish since then.

As for #2, it's true, I was a bit of a late bloomer in the sexual sense, I waited a long time for the right girl to come along.

But like they say, the late blooming flower is the one that flourishes most.

 

1. my middle name is fortune
2. i'm a black belt in karate
3. i hate asparagus

 

Dude...no offence but thats pretty sad...Im 17 & still virgin, Im also waiting for the right girl but thats understandable... 30 is a bit long to wait dont you think?... Well at least you were only a 30 year old virgin & not the 40 year old virgin...LOL (^_^)

laurenq Im guessing 3#, I think you love asparagus (^^.)

 

^^^ i think you've smoked b4...

i've performed in an opera
my middle name is Gregory
i have 6 toes on one foot

 

Me? Smoked? no...never ...nah I have:spliff:

LOL You dont have 6 toes on 1 foot, I'm guessing.

 

yup, that'd be weird

my girlfriends name is the same as my sisters
im throwing a huge 420 party
im a millionaire

 

lie= you millionaire

i smashed into a glass door pane
i comb my pubic hair
i love george bush

 

lol i dont know anyone who loved george bush

I have smoked with beans from even stevens
I work at burger king
I am drinking orange juice

 

I bet you work at McD's or something.

OK, there's a massive midday thunderstorm happening right now.
The builders at the back of my room have seen me naked twice this week.
I had yesterday's leftovers for breakfast.

 

#2 for you red

I've been in a relationship with a married woman for two years
I've grown pot 2 blocks from the police chief's house
I've been institutionalized

 

WRONG! The builders have seen me naked because when I go to the shower, I have to walk past an open(no window) area to get to the bathroom. I forgot they were there and went to have a shower. They saw me naked. Then when coming back again, cos in my embarrassment before, I had forgotten to grab a towel.

The correct answer was #3. I had no breakfast. There were no leftovers.

As for yours, I hope you're not fucking somebody else's wife.

 

3 more for me.

#1 I earn less than $150 a month.
#2 I can sing songs in 5 different languages.
#3 I had a beer with my lunch.

 

mine is I've never been institutionalized....

I'd say you earn more than 150 a month

 

Nope. I'm a volunteer teacher and I earn less than that.

The lie was #3. I have to teach in about 45 minutes so no beer for lunch today.

OK, the final three...

1. I haven't been to a hospital this year.
2. I haven't been to a brothel this year.
3. I haven't been to a funeral this year.

 

you havent been to a brothel.


I dress up like Darth Vader for Sci Fi conventions.
My middle name is Dick
I dream of wearing two dogs like skis

 

your middle name is dick <--LIE!

1. i once set some one's house on fire
2. i used to have tea parties with my stuffed animals
3. my favorite color is pink

 

I doubt you've set a house on fire.

I was going to guess pink, but I looked at your sig.


I've been addicted to, and quit vicoden
I've crippled an equestrian (rider) by biting out the side of their knee during a fight
I've been struck by a semi

 

i doubt you've been struck by a semi.

i consider myself lesbian
i haven't talked to my family in 5 years
i wanted to be a firefighter when i was a kid

 

you are correct. Not semi strikage. and for you, I think it's not talking to your family for 5 years

uhhh...passing on questions this round.

 

Sorry, that one is actually true. I'm lucky enough not to have been to a hospital this year.