2 line poem challenge

she looked at me in that disappointed way
just before admitting she'd sold all my stuff on ebay

ashes to ashes dust to dust

 

ashes to ashes dust to dust
it's all gone now and I'm bust

I wonder if I can sell her somewhere?

 

Come with me
To the place to be

 

I wonder if I can sell her somewhere?

or trade her for whatevers fair


nag nag nag..its all i ever get

 

nag nag nag..its all i ever get
oh you poor thing, bend over and get set

ohhh, errrr...never mind...lol

 

nag nag nag..its all i ever get

Guess I made a mistake writing her a poem

I do hope she forgets

 

I do hope she forgets
The time we woke her up with our trumpets

Birds and animals can be so clever

 

Birds and animals can be so clever
birds are animals you nut...forever and ever

meat and cheese

 

birds and animals can be so clever
even though some are light as a feather

flowing along on a summer breeze

 

oops! sorry! I am so slow at typing

 

meat and cheese
if you please

on a loaf of bread

 

on a loaf of bread
or flopped upon my head

cruel shoes

 

cruel shoes
yesterday were in the news

a painful fashion trend

 

A painful fashion trend
We won't follow till the end

Too many cooks ruin the sauce

 

a painful fashion trend
they make my little toesies bend

the fashion used to call for a rib removal

 

the fashion used to call for a rib removal
excluding ribbed shaped like ovals

across to the islands we sailed our boat

 

Too many cooks ruin the sauce
in my kitchen i'm the boss




across to the islands we sailed our boat
only to be stopped by the castle moat


jack and jill drank too many

 

jack and jill drank too many
big huge bottles of very strong brandy

jack fell down

 

Jack fell down
on something brown

Jill went tumbling

 

jill went tumbling
down on the ground

and the hill