2 line poem challenge

Yet if you can get enough cash for it we can talk young lady
So I went out to find a deal that wouldn't seem too shady

A hog with a history, who can name a price?

 

A hog with a history, who can name a price?
why Vincent can and he will do it in disguise!

i am proud that i can spell blood in alphabet soup...

 

i am proud that i can spell blood in alphabet soup
'cause otherwise I'd be thought a ridiculous dupe

how high is not high enough? i really want to know

 

how high is not high enough? i really want to know
is it really on a par with, a wee bit too low

the pans of the scale swing uo and down where do they settle?

 

the pans of the scale swing up and down, where do they settle?
with the heaviest side being that filled with metal

then again they might need to be calibrated

 

then again they might need to be calibrated
or not being as two pan scales are vastly underated

if the scaje balances empty

 

if the scaje balances empty
your work has been for naught

i am calling for halloween related responses here people.....unless you are extreme christian


dressup in a scary mask and then go house to house

 

Dressup in a scary mask and then go house to house
freaking out the neighbors blood drips from his mouth

Is it real or fake? for this is the night.....

 

Is it real or fake? for this is the night.....
Tis only one way to be certain, I'll try a bite....

If tis real will it be enough fer a fine blood puddin'

 

If tis real will it be enough fer a fine blood puddin'
please tell me your only codding

the sun it was rising

 

the sun it was rising
the sky a glowing like golden icing

as down the river floats a barge

 

as down the river flows a barge
and in the woods a wild goat charged

then he jumped on the barge for a trip down the river

 

then he jumped on the barge for a trip down the river
for he'd been told would be good fer his liver

as the barge made a landin' off hopped the goat in New O'leans

 

he walked into a bar and grabbed a bottle
went to the alley to wash the filth from the gutter
so that he could see his face, in every window

 

so that he could see his face, in every window
returning his reflection to the sender

he climbed the mountain to the top

 

he climbed the mountain to the top
and there he drank his orange pop

and then he gargled Listerine

 

and then he gargled Listerine
that made his mouth feel fresh and clean

and then he picked loadsa wild heather

 

and then he picked loadsa wild heather
while hiking the moor in knee boots of leather

now to find a spot to harvest some peat....

 

now to find a spot to harvest some peat
and maybe find some old bog oak for carving something neat

and sharpen my knife on a big old rock

 

and sharpen my knife on a big old rock
then check the oak for rot, tap tap, knock knock

set the oak and size it up as to what was waiting for release there