2 line poem challenge

off to the mountains to meet all the goats

how good to be free and eat some wild oats


might even find that there could be a mate

 

might even find that there could be a mate
or at least failing that maybe a hot date

off to go a roamin' greener pastures for to find.....

 

Off to go a roamin' pastures for to find,
I'm walkin' out that door and leave those city blues behind

Who will I find there? What will I see?

 

Who will I find there? What will I see?
If I keep on truckin' will I reach the sea?

If I reach the sea will I find a ship?

 

if I reach the sea will I find a ship
and if I do,will I then take a trip

if I take a trip to far parts unknown

 

if I take a trip to far parts unknown
each village i'll leave wild oats sewn

if i wake up with a herpes sore

 

if I wake up with a herpes sore

I'll punch a hole in the bathroom door


and if I see that bitch again

 

and if i see the bitch again
i don't know where i don't know when

its lashin' rain all day today

 

it's lashin' rain all day today

and it's not too bad,I must say



If it continues I may get mad

 

its lashin' rain all day today
Wanted to play golf but the lightning got in the way.

See spot run because he pissed in the hallway..

 

See spot run because he pissed in the hallway..
shouldnt leave the dog cooped up all day


rarely have i witnessed the beauty that is she

 

rarely have i witnessed the beauty that is she
I was truly in love at the beach when she squatted to pee.

Paul played poker pretty proudly...

 

Paul played poker pretty proudly...
But Peter won the pot and smoked it happily....

As the next hand was dealt Paul opened the betting

 

As the next hand was dealt, Paul opened the betting
and soon realised how much he was sweating

What if they notice that I'm a cheat

 

What if they notice that I'm a cheat
Will I get out of here without gettin' beat...

But ...if...I can...all that money.....

 

But...if...I can...all that money

it'll damn sure please... my little honey



but if they beat me and take my bread

 

but if they beat me and take my bread
i'll beat them twice ta stay ahead

and if they cheat i'll kill them dead

 

and if they cheat i'll kill them dead
fill 'em all full up with hot lead..

ditch the gun, get ready to run.....

 

and if they cheat i'll kill them dead
their blood will flow in rivers red

as she slipped out of her jeans

 

as she slipped out of her jeans
he realized she was still in her teens

Oops, she's jail bait, he's in trouble