2 line poem challenge

Before ambling softly along his way
whistling and smiling enjoying the day.

It's not where you're going it's where you been......

 

It's not where you're going it's where you been......
It's not what you're doin' it's where you sin......

Amblin' along wonderin' what's next.....

 

Getting pretty worried cos Warnie sent a text.



My sexual repertoire is informed by Chuluaqui Quodoushka

 

My sexual repertoire is informed by Chuluaqui Quodoushka
or as he is known here.,...just a douche


noobs are good with raisins and toast

 

noobs are good with raisins and toast
chew them up and spit out their posts

All in a day's work, it must be done

 

All in a day's work, it must be done
It's that or relax and enjoy the sun....

Enjoy the beach, salt air, sound of the waves....

 

Enjoy the beach, salt air, sound of the waves
For these are the things every pirate's soul craves

Eventually, the minutes intertwined with the days...

 

Eventually, the minutes intertwined with the days...
Time to set sail anew to pursue our pirate ways.....

To sail the seven seas chasing the gleam of gold and gems....

 

To sail the seven seas chasing the gleam of gold and gems....
and dancing under the moon with all our dolphin friends

when a gigantic sea monster jumped onto the boat

 

when a gigantic sea monster jumped onto the boat
and began to flirt and dance with the goat

we quickly beached our ship as the monster dance rocked our ship

 

we quickly beached our ship as the monster dance rocked our ship
and when we got tired we went for kip. (kip= slang word for sleep!)

but when we woke up the ship it was sinking

 

but when we woke up our ship it was sinking
such a sad thing to behold,my eyes were a'blinking

now we are stranded so far from our homes

 

now we are stranded so far from our homes
missing our cat and our six garden gnomes


the clock on the wall says itsa spaghetti time

 

the clock on the wall says itsa spaghetti time

so grabba you nuts and make-a one rhyme


it's never too late to make some amends

 

it's never too late to make some amends
theres always time but ir depends

on showin" you're sincere

 

on showin' you're sincere
by unhookin' your brasseire (sp?)




then we'll behold the wonder we love

 

then we'll behold the wonder we love
and soar through the skies just like a dove

the gate it was rattling so loud with the wind

 

the gate it was rattling so loud with the wind
it was slamin' so hard the fence began to bend.......

the fence fell down and the sheep ran free

 

the fence fell down and the sheep ran free
and the lambs jumped for joy so happy to be

off to the mountains to meet all the goats

 

Off to the mountains to meet all the goats
Shipped off to sea, on a huge steamboat.

Sailing away, the ocean waves so blue and crisp....