2 line poem challenge

Keep sailing higher as far as you can go
Higher than the sky and clouds

I wonder if you can scream that loud....

 

i wonder if you can scream that loud
the loudest scream without a sound

the monkey swung from tree ta tree

 

the monkey swung from tree ta tree
swung in pursuit of a bee

leaping branch to branch came a leopard

 

Leaping branch to branch came a leopard
and a flock of sheep ,being minded by a sheperd.

as the leopard watched from the highest pitch

 

as the leopard watched from the highest pitch
creeping closer inch by inch

my what fine fat sheep you have.......

 

My what fine fat sheep you have
they are the best I have ever had.

The horny old man watched wistfully...

 

The horny old man watched wistfully
The young girl moved twistilly

You just leave me nailed here like jesus on his cross

 

You just leave me nailed here like jesus on his cross
make sure you leave the hammer cause i've got to call my boss


my girlfriend is a dwarf..she's only 3 feet tall

 

my girlfriend is a dwarf...she's only 3 feet tall
but she looks a way more taller,when she's standing on a wall

this chocolate i'm eating is yummy!

 

This chocolate im eating is yummy
Although i dont think its too good for my tummy

Maybe i should swap for a stick of celery ....

 

Maybe i should swap for a stick of celery
before going on our trip to the gallery

along by the river bank

 

along by the river bank
near where the riverboat sank

come winter, maybe ice hockey

 

Come winter, maybe ice hockey
I prefer to build snowmans 'cos I'm getting quite stocky

Or a snow angel, they are fun too....

 

Or a snow angel,they are fun to...
but its no fun for animals being stuck in zoo's

unlock all the cages and set them all free

 

unlock all the cages and set them all free
be they one two or three.....

look at them go.....

 

look at them go...
and you will know

now their all happy an free

 

Now their all happy an free
exactly the way I want to be.

Instead I find myself working for the man....

 

Instead I find myself working for the man....
Just ploding along doin' my best

 

Just plodding along doing my best
But its never good enough and I need a rest

Life can be like an awful test....

 

Life can be like an awful test...
I've had enough of those so I'm never going to college again.

It helps me to cry so I'll take the rain,