17th random facts about you thread

im wearing all white cloths O_O

 

Hard day at the farm today, I am ready to hit the sack....;-)

 

Traffic court today....they are mean there...i know it.....i think i am gonna tell a girl i met that I want to hang out with her some but that I do NOT want a girl friend...she is messed over a 7 year relationship boyfriend dumpin her so I think this will work.,....in my town...if you want a skinny girlfriend,you really gotta work at it because there is only a dozen or so out of 6001 pop, in the town proper and half of those are teens...i have been taking a lot of heat lately over my refusal to chase girls that are my age and/or huge...these ladies look at me like a t-bone steak with their fat husbands in their 50 thousand dollar pick ups at the beer store ..their husbands checkin out the 20somethins with me and planning how to get away from wifey for the week end

 

i couldnt gain weight, if I ate anti matter..

 

At your Age, All You Need,Is A Friend Who Shares Your Love Of "Bingo".



Cheers Glen.

 

you get it.....in Canada we call them ''fuck friends''...but 'bingo buddy' is good too....

 

NOPE.!!....It Appears My Post Went WAY Over Your Head, So Being The

Patient Man I Am, Lets Give It Another Shot.........................

At Your Age, All You Need, Is A Grey Haired Friend, With A Thirst For

Cheap Cooking Sherry, And A Passion For Bingo.....

Sex Doesn't Enter The Equation......



Cheers Glen.

 

Idate 20 act 30 look 40 and am 50....glen if you saw some of the ladies i get to hang out with you would surely question your preferences

 

I'm Quite Happy To Drive On My Side Of The Freeway, But If I Ever Get

The Urge To Jump The Median Strip And Drive In The Other Lane, I'd Be

More Than Happy To Join You And Your Group Of Lady Friends For

Sherrys....



Cheers Glen.

 

a bicycle is a lot harder work than i remember

and when did they start putting springs on bikes? this one feels like a bike/pogostick hybrid

fun tho'

 

Glen just reminded me..my big sister just got back from Australia where she is trying to fix the phone company there...or at least part of it...i think..the call center...thats her thing...call centers

 

I just had all my hair chopped off. I think I like it.

 

I fell over yesterday because of some really slippy marble tiles and I've hurt my elbow, arse and knee on my left side. I'm left handed so my partner is going to be doing all the cooking and cleaning today because I'm incapacitated. Even typing this is sending a fucking pain right up my arm but ever the optimist I am sure I will be back on form tomorrow. See you all then. Bye!

 

You're bald!???

 

Photo please!

 

Well, okay maybe not all of my hair. But, a fair few inches have been chopped off.

 

And if you stick with one of those very long, they'll most likely end up fat also. As is by now well known, my wife and I are not exactly best buds, but at least one of her more pleasant qualities is that she's still very easy on the eyes - in spite of having seven kids, she's still slender, and lots of people don't believe her when she tells them she's 48 years old. Then there is of course my perennial spirit guide Deanna...she was the prettiest woman in the agency when I worked there, and now at age 46 after two kids she still wears a teeny bikini - and looks damn good in it - you can't even tell she was ever pregnant.

Maybe you should take more trips out of town...

 

Just Got......FORBIDDEN.............

You Don't Have Permission To Access /up/images/ Sinad O Conner Bald

.jpg On This Server....

W.T.F..?..........



Cheers Glen.

 

i had some crazy dreams last night :coffee: