1001 and one things to do in your underwear

just smoke some ganj and lay on tha couch

 

Drank some beirs in yo underviers!

 

name constellations

 

See if you can fit your fist in your mouth.

 

See if you can fit someone else's fist in your mouth.

 

make ice carvings of legos

 

Make your dog a snowcone.

 

deal blackjack in a seedy tijuana brothel

 

Draw a moustache on the TV screen, cheer whenever someone walks into it.

 

if my underwear was big enough to do anything in it would fall off. which is why i don't wear any now. anything i was interested in doing anyway. and most of the things i'm interested in doing, don't give a dam what i am or am not wearing. only the statistical consensus of idiots who can't stand to see anyone not being the same kind of idiots as themselves requires us to wear anything to avoid getting in trouble with them.

that and the north wind. when it's real and not just a pretentious excuse for the other. both of which occur of course. depending somewhat upon where you are.

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dog circumcisions

 

Bake a pie.

 

sit next to a priest

 

Artificially inseminate a woodchuck.

 

pour salt on a birds tail

 

rip ones own skin off, make a small canoe and sail through ones own intestine

 

raise goats

 

Awesome.

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Paint your kitchen in the dark.

 

pour salt on a slug!

 

pour salt on the web of your hand between your thumb and forefinger, grasp lemon slice with same thumb and forefinger, grasp shot glass with thumb and forefinger on opposite hand...