1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Drop roofies in your grandmother's vodka tonic.

 

March to the capitol

 

shop for new cars

 

Retire

 

sit on the deck and read a book

 

put some pants on

 

drink a gallon of aspartame

 

play yatzee

 

lose at monopoly

 

swim with the fishes

 

Squish BBad's cheeks together and give him a huge kiss.

 

do the chicken dance

 

run on a treadmill

 

get x-rays done

 

play strip poker

 

phone sex

 

bathe in the bird bath

 

call a taxi

 

remove your splinters

 

test drive a new car