1001 and one things to do in your underwear

listen to the lady that comes on when the phone is off the hook too long

 

Read Dr. Suess to the pigeons at the park.

 

play the trumpet

 

walk down a busy freeway

 

give a moose a muffin

 

give a mouse a cookie

 

play the harp

 

Give the moose some jam to go with it.

 

mop the floor

 

Spread butter or margarine on all the hand rails at the court house.

 

go to the republican national convention

 

Build a treehouse.

 

go to a fashion show

 

Peal Oranges and throw them at orangutangs

 

scale a palm tree

 

Build macaroni furniture for barbie dollhouses.

 

Weave a few baskets

 

Steal "house for sale" signs and replant them in other front yards.

 

fill your bathtub with toothpaste.

 

take me to meet your leader....