1001 and one things to do in your underwear

change a set of strings on yer bass....

 

Make a batch of play dough and sculpt a pair of clogs from it and wear them to the supermarket. Don't buy anything there just walk around.

 

Put glue on the seat on one side of the see-saw, coat the handles and seat of the other with vasaline

 

Balance your checkbook.

 

Rent a bunch of Will Smith movies and eat popcorn.

 

do the chicken dance

 

Try on swimwear

 

Play poker with a bunch of dogs.

 

Film music video parodies to post on YouTube

 

paper mache your own head.

 

Pitch sitcom ideas to the bigwigs in Hollywood.
Iclude a man with an egg on his shoulder in every idea, but as a supporting character.

 

Hide things that the other members of your household use frequently.

 

Constantly remove the good batteries from the TV remote and replace them with Dead ones. Get one of those keychain remotes off ebay, and have some fun.

 

Wait for the mailman to arrive.

 

Bark at the neighbors

 

Learn how to paint like Bob Ross

 

Tie glow sticks to helium balloons and set them afloat in the evenings, just to give the ufo watchers something to log in their journals.

 

Watch reruns of Leverne & Shirley.

 

Rent a moving van and haul an entire truck full of snow to your neighbors driveway.

 

Sing along to "The humans are dead" By flight of the conchords. Oh yeah.