1000 Ways to Use a Dildo!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Kamran, Apr 4, 2011.

  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    73. a binky
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    :rofl:
     
  3. Kamran

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    74. A Lollipop! Penis-flavoured.
     
  4. lovelyxmalia

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    75. lip ring or any other kind of flashy piercing jewelry
     
  5. Kamran

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    76. Drumsticks.
     
  6. lovelyxmalia

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    77. flute
     
  7. Kamran

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    78. Big eraser for when you cock things up when you're writing.
     
  8. darkstar~co!

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    79. bath toy
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

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    80. ladle/mixing spoon
     
  10. darkstar~co!

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    81. a fake dick when yours is just too small for comfort
     
  11. lovelyxmalia

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    82. rearview mirror decoration OR hood ornament :D
     
  12. Kamran

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    83. A Cigar-holder.
     
  13. itsallgood

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    84.A steering wheel guard agaisnt burglers
     
  14. Kamran

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    85. A Pestle!
     
  15. lovelyxmalia

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    85. A steering wheel cover for those colds days when the steering wheel is too cold to grab
     
  16. itsallgood

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    Yes! LOL
     
  17. Kamran

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    87. Something to run around and go "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!" with.
     
  18. guerillabedlam

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    88. The lever that's pulled to reveal my underground lair.

    Mwwahahahahahahahaaaaa!
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

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    89. a shifter
     
  20. Kamran

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    Ha!

    90. An insult.

    "You're such a dildo"
     
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