No, see, those are things 14-year-olds read to keep up with their friends. Odds are your town has a library. Just count yourself lucky that you actually have computers to search for shit on.
You're 14 and live in Chicago. Don't bother reading a book. It'll never atke you anywhere. In your region you better just quit now and start selling crack. It's your only chance at money or success, and even then you're probably going to smoke it and go nowhere.
Yep, you're right, the NorthWestside Chicago is filled with dangerous crackheads. Just yesterday a shnauzer almost bit my foot clean off.
You guys have dogs smoking crack up there now? WTF? Glad I avoid chi-town like you avoid straight sex.