Trying to remain friends with a foreigner who hates my country.
People who say, "No pun intended," when there is no pun to intend.
I don't have to dream. I'm here. I wasn't born here. I adopted this place (or did it adopt me). At some point in my very early 20s I knew that...
Muchos gringos intentan utilizar algunas expresiones de español en su lenguaje diario. Cuando el español no es la lengua materna, los hablantes a...
People who type one space after a period. (When I cut and paste something for quotation/citing, I ALWAYS add an additional space after each period).
Wanting to get an account balance and being told that I would need to be verified with a message sent to my cell phone which is in another room...
It's not a question of eating vegetarian style. I have been calorie counting for years. When folks ask me my secret, I tell them that I weigh...
People who think I'm an idiot for listening to LPs People who think I'm an idiot for steeping loose leaf tea. People who think I'm an idiot for...
WHPYFM
People who assume I am a top. Cooks who leave the laurel leaves in the dishes. Homemade soup that is clearly from a can of Campbells. Fine print...
I never felt this way before. I work as a part-time union steward and a part-time nurse. I'm paid, however, as a full-time employee. By...
I'm looking for gay friends. What's up with the with benefits addition? Having a friend IS the benefit! If the friend wants to have sex with me...
I'm starting an opening sentence to keep the blog post active. I'm here for a learning seminar on health and safety in the workplace. I grew up...
A long lost friend of mine from the San Francisco Bay Area finally made it to one of my web searches when she died. She was a ward of the state...
Haven't seen posts from you in a while, Rusty Apache. I'm going to be in San Antonio. Do you have tours of the premises?
It is a clinical abbreviation. It stands for 'Within Normal Limits'. It's a handy phrase. We take blood pressure readings and the client asks,...
Los Angeles man just returned home from an invigorating visit to Louisiana. Anyone interested in meeting up for coffee, tea, or what have you to...
I spent a week in Louisiana. I had never been there before. I had fears about going as I had heard so many stories about the foods; sausages...