The next time your water is out, take a "Mexican Shower." That's where you lay down under a horse, and wait for it to piss on you.
Here is a very special moment caught on film. It is truly a Kodak Moment! I was trying to force my two female dogs to kiss each other, because...
If the pirate in your poll is anything like the pirate that faggot Johnny Depp portrayed in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black...
FALSE And I'm sure that you know who wrote that line - Kris Kristofferson, a multi-millionaire redneck idiot, who collects helicopters. He even...
Here is a link to a list of insane people who have there own webpages. And if you get bored reading, you can fuck with them in their guestbooks:...
I have been smoking weed for many years, but never cigarettes. About a year ago, one of my idiot friends came back from a trip to Jamaica and...
You may borrow my ice scrapers any time Laura: Ice Scrapers RULE! [img]
I don't have a current photo of myself - but here's a photo of a creepy midget (I know, all migets are creepy, but this one is extra-creepy). [img]
you are the hottie in that crowd Sarah J
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Really, Syphilis is a disease that you get from sitting on dirty toilet seats - it inflames the hair follicles, and in rare instances can cause...
You shouldn't have told Dan - honesty is NEVER the best policy - screw the bills, go buy yourself something extravagant or intoxicating - you...
Hair pain during brushing & drying is a symptom of Syphilis
10-year-olds on crack - sounds like you work for the Chicago Public School System
Hey beautiful Mystical Shroom; you should bring a whip to work, and the next time the Jesus lady pulls that W.W.J.D. stuff, start swinging the...
Since Bart and Lisa Simpson are yellow, one of them might open up some nasty, greasy Chinese carry-out place, or maybe they will be programmers or...
WOW! This all sounded very interesting, so I did a google image search for "facial," - here are the results:...
Why don't you go and abuse some base prisoners - that should make you feel better. But DON'T videotape the abuse - I can't reiterate this enough...
When the doctor told you that he read your "V" card, that means that you have a venereal disease. And when the Doc recommended "plaxo," that means...
I found this picture of Charlton Heston kissing Condaleeza at some NRA party - I wish that was me kissing her full dark lips. And when we made...
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