Black girls usually smell fine, but all black guys stink. I played high-school & college football, and in the locker room, ALL black guys smell...
If you're going to get a bike, get a Harley. Get a Harley Sportster 883 if you are a straight gal: [img] If you are a lesbian, get a...
For some reason, I always thought that you and your brother were somehow involved in all the BTK stuff Ryan
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Iron Chef French, Hiroyuki Sakai
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Ryan, I would suggest that you listen to, and acquire a deep respect for everything this guy says. As you develop a social philosophy, the...
Of course that's just a joke - I just wanted to tell little Ola that I think she is a darling. I wrote in German, because German is the language...
I would like to vote all the Greek people off the forums (except for the exquisite little darling Ola). All Greeks are stupid, violent, lazy,...
hippiehillbilly has tried to organize a US hipforums gathering every year since I've been here - complete with an open invitation and directions -...
Nat's Knapsack strap snapped Nat's nunchucks slapped a black Nat's girlfriend stooped & lapped Nat's nutsack came unwrapped Nat's teacher was...
I shouldn't have said fat up there - I meant grossly obese - I like slightly overweight better than underweight - and you know that I'd be on my...
I like blind dates - and if the lady ends up being fat or nasty, that's cool - it gives me an excuse to get really drunk and behave badly. .
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I like ALL pictures of pretty girls poking their fingers into things.
"Eagles" And, the logo was a retarded drawing of an eagle with a ribbon in its beak that said "Eagle Pride;" and we all had to buy eagle shirts...
My favorite part of that movie is when Richard Gere gets that gerbil stuck up his ass, and Diane Keaton has to yank it out with a corkscrew - now...
I'm old, and I'm just kidding; I've never even been in a Baptist Church.
Yoko Ono is my favorite Beatle - she was the only one with any talent.
In Sunday School, we were taught that white people were created by god and placed in the Garden of Eden, and that black people evolved from...
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