Anywhere without a monarchy. Royalty is the very symbol of stagnation and oppresion.
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, Talking in our beds for a week. The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?" I said, "We're only...
I heard that rising sea levels have killed off all the short dutch people.
I was "Muppets take Manhattan"
Well i suppose that they would be asking that at gay bars now wouldnt they?
When i go to Amsterdam i always bring as many Dutch Masters with me as possible. (Green ones). Then i like to pack them with some of that sticky...
My buddy got himself a pretty asian girl, told her it was his first time, which it was, and was treated with much respect and dignity and was not...
Sausage Rolls
i don't know. i know beta carotene is the stuff that makes carrots orange; and that betacarotene is found in other vegetables giving them color so...
You might find this hard to believe, actually anyone i have ever told this to finds it hard to believe, but the dutch, in a fit of royal pride,...
when i was a little kid, the secretary at where my dad worked, her husband got satellite tv and was therefore one of the first in our region to be...
Once by mistake i flew to amsterdam with a packed bowl in my carry-on backpack. I had lost the bowl, or so i thought, until i suddenly remembered...
it does make your joints pop though
Nope, it doesn't
My oma lives in australia but every so often she goes to amsterdam and i usually fly over to see her. One day around May, she starts talking...
wow. if its a dime or some such small quantity i use the little pocket that denim jeans have.
could you imagine saving private ryan on acid? in the movie theaters? i would probably run screaming out of there. i got to pause that shit when...
What i like to say is ' why did you become a cop? why couldnt you just raise pigs like your mother? '
Maybe, but i have always shopped at the 100$ a quarter store. I havent had a 120$ ounce since my college days. Now i am not saying it wasn't good...
can i please jump onto the magnum pi bandwagon? i watched it as a kid and now i got to wait until 1am and 2am for two backtoback airings of magnum...
Separate names with a comma.
