I can quote Curly, "Why certainly".
That's for making me come to Mars. You know how much I hate this fucking planet!
I cant remember
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues.
Tonight eveyone likes eating vaginas. it seriously is only natural. KUSTOM
wind cries Mary
lmao.. Thats funny.. Im HOT for teacher........
Then there would be nobody to pick on..... But I agree.. wit u.
Would you stop Russian me... Im German... Heres your kiss already..... Smooch....
I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!
Ive got black lights and brown carpet in my carboard house.
Post in loving memory for..JJS..
Since there is no Santa Claus, Why dont we use the 3 million metric tons of wasted paper each year the postal service collects from unsendable...
Earth should be illegal.. Its like jail to spiritual people..
Kids dont eat at McDonalds or your find this in your next happy meal...
Lamarckism would suggest something else if you understood that...
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and...
It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
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