If I hear anymore about the crazy bastard dying I'm gonna cross over for Christ sake! Jesus Christ, thats all I hear and see on television....
Hey Everybody! Spaghetti Up!
:) I would like to nominate Father Romano the fat bastard Priest in Gradeschool who slapped kids across the face!
Lucky son of a bitch! You can break my whatchamacallit anytime you wish baby!
Goddamnit! And I was gonna cook spaghetti tonight!
The Pope Has Died! Goddamnit! And I was gonna cook spaghetti tonight!
I would like to nominate Father Romano!
Once quite awhile ago on April 1st my brother ran in the house and said a kid was floating dead in the swimming pool. NOW YA KNOW HOW I FELT...
Did I say I don't care? I do care. It drives me out of my mind watching that poor tormented bastard showing his face at the window of the Vatican...
April Fools!
I've always felt the guy was off his rocker to tell you the truth. I have no faith whatsoever in the crazed and distorted story of the Christ or...
I choose to withold an opinion until I hear the other side of the story.
I could go for something like that! I don't know if any of you remember the Fatty Arbuckle case from awhile back. The entire situation was and...
I could probably arrange something like that for a moderate fee of course! I've married dozens of couple throughout the years although I should...
Free Tango lessons at the International School For The Preservation Of Valentino Dance Styles!
The vision of wide open ass on the horizon resulted in a spung rattler down below. The piss being sprayed on the hot desert asphalt resulted...
I can't stant the fucking Beetles although I do enjoy partaking in a little dab of the hair of the dawg that bit my ass some odd years ago. At...
The daily drill of bullshit routine smells foul of impending doom. It'll make you swoon like an unexpected stench in a public toilet populated by...
The various interpretations of personal mutation swollen and half formed decomposition like a pair of busted balls on a hyway hawg after a fun...
Luckily I found in the motel attendant a compassionate way regarding my Christian upbringing. I'm sure he understood the gravitational pull of...
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