I remember once a young guy was strutting around with a stiffy on Brighton beach. A group of women burst out laughing and one said "Don't choke...
to any Americans who may be reading this It's not too late to rejoin the British Commonwealth, I'm sure we'd welcome you back. No hard feelings!
The thing about hippie clothing like patchwork and tie-dye is you're supposed to do it yourself, otherwise it's just pretend wannabee hippie.
Now I know why I keep waking up at 3 or 4 am ...
Ah, the Person from Porlock strikes again ... 1. made coffee 2. put rubbish out 3. hoped rest of day would be as uneventful
Don't upset her. That's if you really do want to spend the rest of your life with her.
I liked the comment from Plod: "We are aware of the incident and will press charges if a complaint is made". And Anne Widdicombe even: "Being...
I dreamt I was at 221B Baker street. They'd evidently converted part of the building to a flat and my friend had bought it. We were in the...
Forgot my wallet again Had just enough in my pocket for huevos rancheros and a mug of coffee Walked home again
Walked from my house to the train station Walked back home to get my wallet Walked to the station again
I reckon GB's brought Sugar in to sack people, as he's too wimpish to do it himself. Can't think what other skills he might contribute.
Didn't resign from the Cabinet Didn't fiddle my expenses Didn't upload nude pics of myself
Ate chips Drank beer Ate more chips
I dreamt that the "flip" snapped on my mobile phone and I couldn't use it anymore. In my dream it was much flimsier than IRL, just held in place...
Star Trek (the new one). Thought it was pretty good actually. Tho I got a bit bored with ppl telling Spock about his "destiny" and how he had to...
Hey Longhair, have you ever done the Bare to Breakers run? That sounds like a lot of fun too!
1. Betty Boop 2. Tex Avery's "Symphony in Slang" 3. Top Cat
Steve Harley used to have an ace show on Radio 2, Sounds of the 70s, but they seem to have taken it off.
Out Demons Out by the Edgar Broughton Band. at least I think it's protest music, I never actually listened to the words ...
I agree with lith and Sal here. What would be scary would be if it turned out that the US was having secret meetings with bin Laden or Qadafi for...
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