lol i would if i wore jeans. none of my skirts have zippers but that would be funny. Ive laid in on my bro-in-law's shoulder from behind and...
The boys usually say no to the big black schlong. Then they see how awesome it is, and they hit it. As they do, I scream "suck on it!!!! Harder....
Hahahahahahahahaha its hilarious to say it in front of unsuspecting people. I usually ask if anybody wants to suck on the big black schlong. or...
I was just gonna say that she doesnt post here usually. lol good for you. I have had the same steam roller since I started smoking. Its about a...
Hi corey. I wanna smoke outta my steam roller! :( Its still in a box.
Bring out the douchebaggery!!! Tell her you like to pitch for the other team.
Im back! :D I smoked a joint in bed and went back to sleep for 3 hours. It was a nice nap. Im still in bed, still sleepy, but Ma get up soon to...
Ive smoked myself sober. On 4/20 3 years ago. Smoked from the night before, for 17 hours straight. I had to quit for 5 days before I could get...
mornin ya'll. time for doobage.
damn. well, seems the only option now is to either marry her, go into the witness protection program or die. They cant hurt ya if they cant find...
sounds about average for a seasoned stoner. Good job.
Run away!!!!!!!!! I cant stand annoying bitches.
Ice pops are the shiznit. :p
mmmmm Yumminess. I cant wait to BBQ at my new place. Its gonna be awesome. Love spicy pork rib sammiches.
Virgin boys are awesome. You get to teach em exactly what you like. Theyre eager students. Ahh.. Its been a long time.
lol Is he aware that you wanna have sex? because a normal boy should be pawing at you all the time.
Meeee toooo!!!
Rawr ya'll! :p I need to go buy the movie now. I love Blow. Im getting ready to make an apple crisp. And by getting ready, I mean smoking 3...
dang, that sucks does2. But yeah, at least it wasnt you. I dont know anyone who's been busted. One of my old dealers called me up last saturday...
I had a scrambled egg and a piece of toast with cream cheese and coffee
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